Friday, July 31, 2009

Ray's new friend







When we want to go to a beach nearby, we walk a few blocks down the street to the Hilton Hawaiian Village. So far they haven't kicked Ray out for using their pool although I can't believe they haven't noticed him doing his cannonballs into the water. We've met a couple new buddies whom I call Frenchie and Motorola. Frenchie is a nice lady from California who is French and teaches sign language locally as a volunteer. Motorola is a former club circuit piano player who has the bluest eyes I've ever seen on a human. I call her Motorola because she talks non stop and never takes a breath. She's nearing 70 and has lived a few. She recently moved here from Vegas after her boyfriend died. She is actively looking for a man, Italian in particular, and asked if there were any Italian men in TN. I said no, so I think she has settled on Ray. The other day he went over alone and was happily floating way out near the breakers on his big deluxe float. (If it were placed on a frame, it would be a queen-sized bed.) He's halfway dozing when out of the blue he hears a voice. I think he thought it was the Lord at first and was startled, but it was Motorola. She said hey and asked him something about the place we are staying. She starts talking and drones on and on until eventually he lets his float drift away to escape. He came back to our apt. and said, "Do you know who is in the best shape on the island? Motorola, she can tread water indefinately!"
I'm going to have to keep closer tabs on Ray...

Thursday, July 30, 2009

RAY ID OK!

Queenie has a new hair color and even hinted ole Steve at Macy's should give me a "Cut" Dogs will fly before he touches my locks..alas I had to write so everyone would know I had not been thrown overboard by the Beach..ha actually all is well. I did not want Queenie to feel homesick with school starting so we are leaving tue (Aug 4) for 5 days on the 'Big Island". She loves all her friends and I know misses the children but all the work teachers actually do is "overwhelming" and causes much stress...her ulcer has cleared up and yes there is "life after working.....or as a friend of mine says "work is very overrated" ....be safe everyone and I will report back in next week with new photos...ray

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

On our way to snorkel in Hanauma bay the other day, we decided to stop at the post office in Hawaii Kai to drop off a couple post cards. It's a very upscale small town and also the home of "Dog the Bounty Hunter" and I thought I might get lucky and spot Dog or Beth, my Hawaiian heroes. We had been to this post office on previous trips, but couldn't remember exactly where it was. I remembered it being right down from the McDonalds. I mentioned this several times, but we drove on every other side street, even driving down a few more than once. I know we passed Cosco about 4 times. Finally, we are pulling out onto the main street to turn right to go down by McDonalds (I thought) and Ray is turning LEFT. I politely asked, "Why are you going left?" He said, "Oh, we'll just look for a post office in another town." The piercing scream that rent the air and startled nearby birds on a phone line made him rethink that idea.... We drove down the McDonald's street and just as he was saying, "There's nothing down here" the flag pole in front of the post office came into view...I invited him to kiss big whitey. Julie A is my witness.

Monday, July 27, 2009


The only thing I half way have control over is my hair. I just got home from "Steve"...he's a fifty something, ex-Californian/moved here from the big island. I got to my appointment at five til ten as my app. was at ten. He wasn't there yet but came right in...At ELEVEN, I called Ray and whispered that he was just going back to mix up the color. The whole hour prior was him consulting with me and discussing all the cardboard samples from color books, with the fake hair stapled to the ends. I did start to become concerned at this point, and was tempted to leave when he went back to mix the five bowls of color. After about ten minutes, he came out for his apron...I thought surely to ....he is ready to begin---nope just getting the apron. During his precolor conference he talked alot about how my hair was past the color levels of normal on the charts and needed to have other shades woven in, which I thought ok, I'm in a nice shop in Waikiki and maybe it is over processed...He worked and worked and highlighted every tendril and I've paid and come home. It's hardly any different from when I went in. Still the basic dark roots with a few muting shades woven through, distracted only by the super short bangs from my last mishap there with another stylist. If I had just got out of bed and looked, I wouldn't have noticed a difference. Except my really blonde that I liked is gone and I basically look like hell. Plus, the ride home in the jeep didn't help much, and I had to hear Ray say, "I've always thought you spent too much on your hair..." Ray better be learning to fly because he might be going over the balcony...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Ray is actually off the computer for a moment! Here are a few shots that I found amazing.

The mountains are as spectacular as the ocean! A quick shot from the car.
This shot from the car almost seems as if the mountain is an erupting volcano! It's just the cloud cover on this overcast day.








I am always striving to capture the natural beauty with my camera. Sometimes I'm amazed at the beauty surrounding the most ordinary things! Here's a shot of a Burger King!




Thursday, July 23, 2009

MORE BEACH BASHING PHOTOS





























More photos with the sunset as we left the beach....aloha

REID'S BIRTHDAY BEACH BASH..
















Wow! We had a great wednesday at Reid's Birthday Party. He turned twenty and Mary, Bruce And Vanassa had a great party for him at White Plains Beach. Many of his friends came and enjoyed a great day of fellowship, surfing and eating cousin Bruce's burgers and hot dogs.. the party started at 11am and we got home at 9pm. HAPPY BIRTHDAY REID.. some party pictured attached.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Recruits for Vanderbilt Womens Basketball Team


Yes I have made two major recruits for the Comodores (Ladies Basketball). The girls can really jump and will help us obtain a National Championship. Look out lady Vols..ha ...they grow them Big in the islands...just hope they can do well on their SAT's.

Monday, July 20, 2009

LOST? JULES LEAVES THE ISLAND







Queenie and I are "LOST" as Jules leaves the island. We have had so much fun with Julie and Michelle. Julie must get back to Will and get ready for a new school year. Queenie will continue to interject herself into the lives of islanders much like she did with Emperor Akikito of Japan. We sure will miss Jules and wish her BON VOYAGE and may she take the spirit of Aloha back to Nolensville Elementary........ray

Saturday, July 18, 2009

WE'RE BACK FROM THE RANCH











Some photos from todays Kualoa Ranch Excursion.

Kualoa Ranch Day

We embark on the Kualoa Ranch today on a sight seeing adventure. Our friend Julie must depart the island on tuesday evening and we want her to have this adventure where Jurassic Park and many other movies were filmed... we promise all our loyal readers to post more tonight.......as one of our friends said this blog is like the christmas card from hell.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Emperor Akihito"s Meeting with Queenie

Wow! No one on the island can believe the Emperor of Japan actually met with Queenie.Many islanders were confused and even up-set that Emperor Akihito would have an audience with a person not from Japan even though she is the Queen of Nolensville....although one of Emperor Akihito's top officials admitted he did not actually know what earned her the title of Queen of Nolensville, or exactly what Nolensville is or where it is even located. How exactly did this so called "Queen of Nolensville " interject heself into the life of Emperor Akihito? The island has many mysteries....and this Queenie is near the top.

Emperor and Empress Akihito visit Honolulu




Julie and I were on hand to welcome the emperor and empress of Japan as they visited Honolulu. As they were being honored in a nearby hotel, we invited ourselves as representatives from the south. I joined him in the processional with my beach towel, and Julie hung loose at the dinner in her designer tank top! Please see photo! Ray was unable to attend because he wouldn't shave or cross the barriers and red rope.....

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hanauma Bay Snorkel Trip







Fun day of snorkeling at Hanauma Bay. Julie, Queenie and I had a great time. I will post a couple of photos of the excursion. We miss our friends and wish more of you that haven't planned to join us this year will make plans for next year....remember a "Bad Beach" day is better than a "Good Day" anywhere else.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Brian and Julie's Party











ISLAND TOUR WITH COUSIN BRUCE











Yesterday we toured some very unusual places with Cousin Bruce, Vanesse and Landon. We had a great time. We saw James Michener's home on the North Shore and also Elvis old home..however he has not been spotted on the island in a few weeks. We went to Whiteplains beach and ate at the shrimp wagon on the North Shore....it was a great day in Paradise..Queenie and Julie also enjoyed our mountain hike...some photos from yesterday....aloha..Ray

Biggest decision of the day!


Ray is hard at work deciding where to place his new decal....

Writin' Ray is being kicked off blog site by Queenie!


Ray has gone to bed and Queenie has grabbed control of the blog site! Let me help you get the true picture. This first picture is of Ray's recent weight gain! Plus, he's thinking of joining a musical group. When he asked for requests, someone said, "stop playing."

Friday, July 10, 2009

Bruce Vanessa with Grandson Landon


FIREWORKS..BANG BANG

We returned from a fun day at kailua beach..going to meet Queenie's cousin Bruce and Vanassa and friends for a cookout at Alamoana Beach Park tonite and watch the fireworks...Hilton has a firworks show every friday night. Appreciate all the feedback on the blog...ray

Fun Playdays and Playmates







Touchdown Tony Hill Dallas Superstar


Natasha Kai Professional Soccer and Gold Medal winner's Dad Bennie Kai

Bennie is very proud of his Olympic Gold Medal winning daughter...he gave us the VIP treatment at the Polynesian Cultural Center...alot of stars on this island
a North Shore friend "TOUCHDOWN TONY HILL" DALLAS COWBOY SUPER STAR

Today is a Kailua Beach Day

We be Beaching on a world class beautiful beach today..we still have Julie although Michelle had to leave the island to join the ranks of the employed. I am sunning by day and bloging by nite..look forward to all our friends that are scheduled for visits..u will love the island life..aloha ray

Thursday, July 9, 2009

BEACHING

only real decision is whether or not to wear a shirt. everyday in paradise is beautiful (although i have not yet located the 40 virgins) meeting new friends daily.

Beaching with the girls




I been Beaching with Queenie and her wonderful friends Michelle & Julie. We all had a great time but were sad today as Michelle "left the island." She saw a rainbow on her way to the airport, and we were all thankful for all our wonderful friends...that's what really makes life great..good friends and a beautiful sunrise ...Michelle took 567 photos and burned 3 sets of batteries in an 8 day visit.....gotta run as Queenie is down to only 2 hormones and that might make the island smaller..I'm off to walgreens..aloha Ray

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Aloha from Hawaii

Ray's new toy! Hangin' loose...









We are here! Just a couple pics this post! We have settled into our condo and bought a jeep to navigate around the island. Here's a picture of our living area and the view from our lanai. It has been awesome to see rainbows over Diamond Head during dinner on the lanai.